Open Letter to George W. Bush

[Piña]

Dear Mr. Bush:

I read that you have begun your summer vacation in Crawford. Summer vacation is a great time to see a movie - that's why so many blockbusters are released at this time of year. Unfortunately, my new movie, "Fahrenheit 9/11," has not been shown in Crawford (and didn't open 'til this weekend in Waco).

I write to invite you to the inaugural showing of "Fahrenheit 9/11" in Crawford at the <font color="orange">Crawford Peace House</font>, Wednesday, July 28 at dusk. I am very much looking forward to this Crawford premiere because, after all, so much of the film is set there in the months leading up to 9/11. Our Crawford premier will give us a chance to serve up some chips, salsa and a whole lot of truth - along with a film that I believe is all hat and all cattle, all sizzle and all steak.

If you graciously accept my invitation, I will also have the chance to thank you personally for being one of my Axis of Actors who star in the film (along with your Vice President and your Attorney General). And let's face it -- you've got the funniest lines in the film! We may even have an audience reading of "My Pet Goat" to celebrate "Fahrenheit 9/11" breaking through the $100 million mark at the box office.

Thank you for considering this invitation, and enjoy your vacation, for however long it may last.

Sincerely,
Michael Moore

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[cincygreg]

I'm sure he has better things to do than watch that fountain of misinformation spout off in non documentary film format.

[Piña]

Nah, he's just a mommas boy like you.

[cincygreg]

Me a momma's boy? LOL!

I think it's time to change you diaper pinhead.

[Piña]

Hey, I'm not the one here who's scared of a big bad film. Yeah, yeah, we know all about the "I'm not supporting that evil moore guy" rationalization. Truth is you're just another little wimp who just can't deal.

[Raven Soul]

I can deal, I am just not supporting that evil moore guy.

[cincygreg]

Oh, I'm so scared. I'm shakin in my shoes over this.
Get a life pinto bean.

I now return to fully ignoring you.

[Piña]

Originally posted by Quoth the Raven:
I can deal, I am just not supporting that evil moore guy.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Aww, Bullshit. You probably spend more on things you don't support before lunch everyday than you'd have to pony up to see Fahrenheit. This noble posture of yours is just that, a posture and nothing more. It's a conveinent excuse that you can point to and say what a principled kind of guy you are and you still get to wallow in self-inflicted ignorance. Not my ten bucks! I'm gonna keep that moore bastard from getting rich off my money, you betcha, yes sirree.

Here's a hint, the movie has already made $103 million and it is expected to just keep raking it in. You're really making a dent with your one man picket line. Mike will be crushed!

You say you're a movie critic? Hey, last time I looked movie critics went out to see pretty much all the movies. Not just the one's they thought they were going to like and not just the ones that they thought they were going to agree with. Cincygreg may have an excuse, he's braindamaged, but you don't get off so easy.

Suck it up and be a pro if you're serious about your work. Remember: If it was easy everyone would be doing it.

[Piña]

Originally posted by cincygreg:
I now return to fully ignoring you.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Works for me. 'Course your track record in the ignoring arena isn't, shall we say - the best. Let's see last time you lasted what, a couple of hours?

Consistent with someone who workships at the feet of a world class liar like bushette and his happy little band of evil dowers but hardly a convincing recommendation that we take you seriously. Not that I've ever actually taken you seriously, you understand.

I suppose I could try and talk you out of it. I was just getting ready to explore why you think calling moore fat is an insult, for instance. But, nah, I guess I'll just have to learn to live in a world without the warm sunshine and fuzzy goodness of your favored attention.


Oh woe.


Woe unto me.

[Raven Soul]

Originally posted by Pi?a:
You say you're a movie critic? Hey, last time I looked movie critics went out to see pretty much all the movies. Not just the one's they thought they were going to like and not just the ones that they thought they were going to agree with. Cincygreg may have an excuse, he's braindamaged, but you don't get off so easy.

Suck it up and be a pro if you're serious about your work. Remember: If it was easy everyone would be doing it.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Again, please find anywhere on this board where I said I was a film critic. I am a movie news reporter, I report the news... I have said that already, I believe once directly to you, but apparently you cannot read or just choose to simply ignore any fathom of fact. Let me say it one more time so next time you try to be a little smartass and catch me on something, we can all laugh at you?. I AM NOT A FUCKING MOVIE CRITIC; I AM A MOVIE NEWS REPORTER. Now if you don?t mind, I would appreciate it if you get off your fucking high horse, actually read the fucking posts that are on here, and go judge someone else because even from Seattle I can still smell your shit from here.

I patiently await your response.

Sincerely,

A Movie News Reporter, Not A Movie Critic.

<font color="#000002" size="1">[ July 29, 2004 09:47 PM: Message edited by: Quoth the Raven ]</font>